![]() 12/07/2015 at 09:56 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
$3800, and oh boy, is it one RARE CAR!!! Did I mention it’s rare? IT’S RARE
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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I like how he poses in most of the pictures. I’d actually be more inclined to respond to a Craig’s List posting knowing that it’s from an older gentleman who is enthusiastic about his car.
I also like the Element.
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does the Adidas track suit come with it??
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I’m so confused by this ad.
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NP if the sweet blue track suit comes with
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For sure. Shame it’s not either a stick or 4wd, it would have definitely be worth the drive back from the Carolinas knowing it is probably a well cared for example. And not just any old man, mind you, an old man who happens to have great taste in track suits, and who also is a doctor!
![]() 12/07/2015 at 10:12 |
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“Call Dr. Bryant Lane 24/”
![]() 12/07/2015 at 10:24 |
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I think you buried the lede here a little bit. This CL ad is clearly satire. Everything from the emphatic statements of how “RARE!” it is, to the owner posting multiple photos a la traditional CL car listing with “car girls” in the shots.
Like this one:
Side note: This “model” is being photographed pimped out by her father.
I mean, you zeroed in on the best photo, but this one is a close contender:
This guy needs to become a member of Oppo, stat.
![]() 12/07/2015 at 10:35 |
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Oh here’s the link to the story about the father/daughter duo: http://www.businessinsider.com/sexy-ebay-ad-f…
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I would mall-ercise with that old man any weekday morning!
![]() 12/07/2015 at 10:38 |
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Welp, I’m definitely awake now! But I don’t know if that’s a good thing. Thanks, Rover. Heh.
![]() 12/07/2015 at 10:45 |
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One owner never been smoked in... *
Excellent service records... **
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*No cigars or cigarettes were ever smoked, other substances is unknown
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***No records of maintenance updates
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Ahem
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![]() 12/07/2015 at 10:48 |
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Why, man? Why?!
You gotta wonder if Nic Cage ever sees these and laughs.
![]() 12/07/2015 at 10:54 |
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I bet he does. On a related horror/hilarious note, there are always the RDJ face-on-pinup-girls things that some crazy person made.
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RDJ?
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Robert Downey Jr. There’s more. Oh, so much more.
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Ahahahaha! That’s fucking awesome.
![]() 12/07/2015 at 11:11 |
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It’s really hilarious and disturbing how well it works. As to why, (A) he’s got a face that while distinctly a guy is close enough to the right shape for popular beauty standards of the time, (B) there are a huge number of pictures of him with genial, warm smiles/etc. - expressions that transplant well to the “playful” 50s poses, (C) it takes the popular-for-guys RDJ “man-crush” and twists it straight into the uncomfortable, and (D) beards as seen in a lot of them are just funny.
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Heh. Yep, exactly. It’s perfect. :)
![]() 12/07/2015 at 11:19 |
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The woman was the guy who was selling the car’s stepdaughter
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Does he know Will Riker?
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Because that makes it better? She’s still his daughter, and he’s still sexualizing her. Even if they’re not related by blood, it’s still pretty disgusting. He is a father figure in her life; his responsibilities include caring for her and loving her like one of his own children, not as someone he’d potentially fuck.
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I agree with you and that was my point, I was a work so I scrolled by without reading the caption my bad
![]() 12/08/2015 at 06:03 |
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CP!
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I think he does.
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Great taste in track suits = AWESOME
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Thank you so much for posting this and thank you to all that have posted. Rare Car, blue Adidas Track Suit, and Nick Cage - this is internet done correctly. I am entertained and I just had a bonding moment with my 16 year old son over this. Outstanding.